Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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