Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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