just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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