Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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