honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize
