It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
