How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
