Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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