he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
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we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
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Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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