Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
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Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
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wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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