Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
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