I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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