If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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