Me too!
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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