I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
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