they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
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woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
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The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
i out mim tonsoeep
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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