we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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