My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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