She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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