Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I want a musical about memes.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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