He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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