My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
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With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
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i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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