North Korea, Best Korea!
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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