they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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