People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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