I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
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