Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
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It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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