Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
