She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Who put my cat in the fridge?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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