love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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