This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
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I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
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You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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