i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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