i don't like sucking hair
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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