when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
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The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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