What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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