did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
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Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
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Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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