Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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