Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
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I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
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Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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