I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
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Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
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