so that wasnt chicken after all
We need to rekindle our bromance
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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