i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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