I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I want to walk on stilts...naked
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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