just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Buhtt sex?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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