oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Randomize