I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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