Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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