And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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