idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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