so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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