ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
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had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Ladies don't puke and tell
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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