Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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