Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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