Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He passed out mid-signature
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Randomize
