Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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