you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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