He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I love having hate sex.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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