sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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