who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Randomize