i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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